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*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

gaius-cassius-longinus:

fun prank; tell women they’re only good for romance, sex, and having children. and then laugh at them for wanting romance, shame them for having sex, and act like they have to give up all facets of their personalities if they become mothers

(Source: taeko-yasuhiros)

macdaddyrolly:

whatakechdonnie:

ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle? 

they’re moles

they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.

so basically the thug life actually chose me.

everyone can go home now.

It also makes the symbol of “therefore”

  1. Camera: Photo Booth
  • my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
  • me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations

blusherlock:

Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”

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(Source: theverge.com)

"Will you still old sport when I’m no longer old or sport sport sport?"
— Old Del Sport  (via m-a-r-g-o)

comeandparty-oldsport:

I can see the green light.

onceuponadrawing:

I see you drivin round town with the girl I love
And I’m like
DID YOU JUST KILL MY MISTRESS